Wow. That was fast!

I was warned before I started the Whole30 that I would be having mood swings, headaches, and other things of that nature. But I SERIOUSLY did not think that it would only take a day for them to start!!! I feel like CRAP. I wanted to give up so badly, and I was pissed off all day because of it! I think I need to make a big crockpot of deliciousness that I can eat all week, so I’m not just eating lunch meat, carrots, almonds, and hard boiled eggs haha. Because that is already getting wayyyy old.

I didn’t get to workout today either which sucks a big one. I probably would have felt better if I could have!

OH well… tomorrow is a new day. Off to find an awesome Whole30 approved soup, or something of that nature!

peace out girlscouts <3


Day 2: Food and WOD Log

Breakfast: 2 hard boiled eggs, 1 banana

Lunch: 1/2 sirloin burger in lettuce, 2 hard boiled eggs, 14 almonds, 1 serving of carrots.

Dinner: 1 1/2 grilled chicken breasts, baked broccoli, a few cherries

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No WOD for me today :( busy, busy, busy with school and work!


Day 1: Food and WOD Log

Today’s WOD:

“Baseline”

500m Row
40 Air Squats
30 Sit Ups
20 Push Ups
10 Pull Ups

and

“CrossFit Believe Competition Series”

8 Minute Running Clock:

3 Minutes - Establish 1 Rep Max - Clean & Jerk
5 Minutes - As Many Reps As Possible - Ground-To-Overhead - (135/95)

Baseline Time: 7:33

Believe Comp: 1 RM C&J = 105 lbs, AMRAP Ground to Overhead = 7 rx

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Breakfast: 4 hard boiled egg whites, 1/2 cucumber, 1 serving of cherries.

Pre-WOD: 1/2 sirloin burger in lettuce, 14 almonds.

Post-WOD: 2 pieces of boars head roasted ham

Lunch: 1 sirloin burge in lettuce, 14 almonds, 1 serving of carrots.

Dinner: 3 pieces of boars head mesquite ham, 14 almonds, 1/2 cucumber.




Hello Hannah. It’s me, your conscience. You do NOT have to put that in your mouth.

Ok. So… here’s the scooperooni (yes, I just said scooperooni), and the awesome shit you have missed.

I got a job at Starbucks 3 weeks ago, I start school in 2 days!!!! And tomorrow I start my Whole 30 Challenge, brought to you by Whole 9 (look that shit up. It’s awesome)!!!

 

Some people call it eating “Primally” or the “Caveman Diet”, but basically it is me not eating anything processed, no grains, sugars, legumes. Nothing. Just good ol’ meat, veggies, fruit, and healthy fats for 30 days.

And let me clarify something…

THIS IS NOT ADIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is me trying to be healthy, improve myself, and see how far I can push my body athletically. And a HUGE part of being athletic requires that you eat well, because if you don’t, you are (in my opinion), wasting time working out.

So, for the next 30 days, I will be keeping a food and exercise log. And where better to do it, then on my blog! (yes, that was an unintentional rhyme) I will also be posting my before and after pictures and “Baseline WOD” times to show the results.

I need to prove to myself that eating healthy is truly worth it. That my late night coffee and key-lime pie dates are NOT worth it. That Dr. Pepper and bread sticks are of the devil. I am sure there will be moody posts, tears, and wanting to quit. But I have very recently learned that “mind over matter” is possible! Sooo…..

Enjoy the next 30 days of bitching everyone :) I know I am looking forward to changing my life even more.


In my heart…

…I know breadsticks are basically of the Devil. But they’re soooooooooo good.

SHIT. I fell off the bandwagon! I was doing so effing good eating healthy, and tonight, I ate not one, but TWO freaking breadsticks. AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF…

I had a Dr. Pepper.

Let me just tell you a little more about my relationship with this drink. And yes, I said relationship. It is an emotional thing to me. Just…

Shut up and listen, ok?

When I was little and would go to my dad’s house for the weekend during Football season, we would always sit on the couch eating puffy cheetos and drinking Dr. Pepper while we watched the games. Not even kidding, some of my most cherished childhood memories involve the good ol’ Dr. And that started my love affair with this awful, shoul-be-banned-from-all-schools, sugary… delicious… refreshing….

*drool.

Let me get back on track here.

Alright, that helped. GROSS!

Back to my obsession…

YESTERDAY’S WOD:

Jenn’s Birthday WOD

(fight gone bad style)

1 Minute of each:

  • KB swings (24/16kg)
  • Sit Ups
  • Row (for calories)
  • Squats
  • 1 Minute Rest

Score: 244!

Hell yes!!! :) I loved that workout! Thinking about something similar for my birthday WOD…. muahahahaha.

TODAY’S WOD:

Elizabeth (that bitch…)

21-15-9

  • Squat Cleans (135/95lbs)
  • Ring Dips

Time: 11:58


Poop, Regionals, and PR’s.

:) :) Smile.

Herro Everyone!! A lot has gone on in the past few days during my absence from blogging. Let’s start with the poop part of the title, shall we?

On the 3rd, we did the benchmark WOD Grace (30 clean and jerks 135/95lbs). I brought my daughter in to play in the kids area while I did my WOD, and… well. Long story short.

She pooped her pants.

And this was not just a solid turd, this was diahrrea that soaked through onto her pants (sorry for the graphic imaging, just wanted to clarify). I quickly realized that for some strange reason, I did not have our “emergency bag” with extra pants and panties that day. My cousin Danielle kindly lent me her new shirt and panties from Victoria’s Secret to try and rig up some kind of solution so I could get the WOD done. I tied the panties on either side with hair ties, and the shirt looked like a dress on her. So, it worked. But poor Emma had to look raggedy for about 45 minutes until I was done. Ohhh the things you have to deal with when you are a mother…

I ended up doing Grace (modified, 65 lbs) in 4:32, and I was seriously impressed with myself!

On the 4th, I worked on my Hand Stand Push Ups (HSPU) and I got my head down on the ab mat!! Pushing myself up after was a different story! When I had tried this before, I just kinda fell forward because I was scared, and maybe not strong enough yet. So that was an accomplishment as well!!

Then on the 5th, we went to the Southwest Regionals for the Crossfit Games!!!!!!! It was completely amazing, and almost life changing. Watching those men and women do the crazy difficult WODs, and showing how extremely fit and dedicated they were made me want to be there next year! I am going to try, even if I don’t make it all the way to Regionals, I will at least attempt to get there!!! I also got to see a couple world records broken!! So basically, I am even more obsessed now haha.

(Photo taken by my coach, Lindsey Marcelli)

Also on Saturday night, I got my husband back for a couple of days! We had a lot of fun, and it is so bittersweet saying goodbye every time. But it will all pay off in the long run, and we are trying to make the best of it.

Monday, we did another benchmark called “Diane” (21-15-9 deadlift, HSPU). I think Lindsey picked this one because of the Regionals this weekend! Chris Spealler broke the world record and did it in 1:52, which is INSANE! I had to do it Modified and I think I did it in about 7 minutes. For warmup, we also were tasked to find our One Rep Max for Push Press. On the 25th of March (only 12 days before), my PR was only 75 lbs. When I did it on this day, I did 95 lbs! And if I hadn’t been so fatigued already, I am sure I could have done 100 lbs! But it is crazy to think in that short amount of time I have gained so much strength!

And finally, today’s WOD was:

(5 Rounds)

9 Box Jumps

9 HRPUs

9 OHS

I did it in just over 11 minutes.

Over Head Squats are my nemesis right now. I effing HATE THEM! I feel like I can’t balance, and I’m gonna fall or drop the bar on me. We were tasked again, to find our ORM for OHS. When I started CrossFit only 2 months ago, I don’t think I could have even done the 35 lb bar. Today, my ORM was 65 lbs! I know it’s not a lot, but it makes me so happy! I cannot believe that I am making so much progress.

OH! Also, I finally achieved Toes To Bar, which I could not do either when I started. And I am SOOOO FRICKEN CLOSE to getting an unassisted kipping pull up. I figured out the Butterfly motion as well for pull ups, and I think I might be one of those people that likes doing that more than Kipping. But, we’ll make that call once I actually do a Pull Up.

I am loving CrossFit. I would recommend this sport to ANYBODY who has the will and drive to just be the best version of yourself you can be. I can’t wait to see where I am at this time next year, and if I can get myself into Regionals! I’ll need to work my ass off, and I plan to.

:)


Hips don’t lie.

Right hip = definitely strained. AGAIN. = did not finish my WOD = pissed off, tired, and annoyed.

I was running around the corner of our building, slipped on some rocks, and almost did the splits. Finished the last part of the run. Completed the 2nd round of sit ups and lunges, and then started my 3rd run and felt a pop.

Soooooo I stopped.

And I’m upset. And I need to clean. And get my shit organized. Ice my hip and stretch a little more. And then probably get a little crying done.

*sigh….

Today’s WOD:

4 Rounds of

  • 250m Sprint
  • 25 butterfly sit ups
  • 10 OH Lunges for each leg (45/25)

Completed- 2 Rounds :(


Jocks have feelings too.

Oh man. I had an awful time at CrossFit today. I was dragging ass, weak, I couldn’t catch my breath, I was the slowest one there, and it seriously felt like my body was in slow motion. My husband assures me that it’s a good thing, because tomorrow I’ll feel much better and kick even more ass than usual, but we’ll see.

It’s crazy how emotional you can get about working out or playing a sport! I remember in swimming if I was ever a second off, or if my body felt like it wasn’t doing what I wanted it to do, the rest of my day would be shot! And that’s how I am getting about CrossFit now too! I left pissed off at my body, and ready to punch anyone in the mouth who bothered me. Ok, not seriously. But I was on that edge.

And I will give myself a little credit. It was a Regionals WOD, so I did not expect to finish it, or to kick ass. I just wanted to feel good afterwards like I usually do! Oh well, tomorrow is a new day. I’ll go in there ready to work again!

But people, please remember. Us jocks have feelings too ;)

Regionals WOD #4
50 Back squats (135 / 95 lbs)
40 Pull-ups
30 Shoulder-to-overhead (135 / 95 lbs)
50 Front squats (85 / 65 lbs)
40 Pull-ups
30 Shoulder-to-overhead (85 / 65 lbs)
50 Overhead squats (65 / 45 lbs)
40 Pull-ups
30 Shoulder-to-overhead (65 / 45 lbs)

Reps completed in 22 minute gym cut off: 161